Beavis: Hey, Butt-head. Check it out! Butt-head: Why would I want to look at a book, dumb ass? Beavis: No, seriously, Butt-head. You gotta look at this. Butt-head: Woah. Huh huh. Hey, baby⦠Beavis: Look, Butt-head. Butt-head: Ass crack. Butt-head: Huh huh. That dude is going to score. But why is that chick holding a knife?
She like sleeps with dudes. And the she kills them! Yeah, kills them. Butt-head: How do you know that, you fart knocker? Beavis: You know that guy Kemper who lives down the street? Butt-head: That weirdo who is always reading books? Beavis: Yeah, yeah. That guy. I was walking by him when he was in the park, and he was talking on the phone. And he was telling someone about this book. He said this chick goes around sleeping with these dudes.
And then she kills them. And takes their money! I heard that Kemper saying that this chick sleeps with her dad, too. Beavis: No, see. And it messes her all up. Like later when she grows up she kills these dudes and steals all their stuff.
So she decides to go after them and kill them. But first she wants to sleep with them again. Beavis: No way, Butt-head. That wuss Kemper walked off and left it on the bench, and I took it. Dumb ass. Beavis: Oh, yeah. Well, read it to me. Beavis: Huh huh. Beavis: This is like the dirtiest book ever. What else does it say? Butt-head: Uhβ¦. Is that dirty? Yeah, dirty. Beavis: Come on, Butt-head. I want to hear about this crazy naked chick with the knife. I knew you must have taken it when I saw you lurking around, ya little bastard.
Beavis: Uh oh. Butt-Head: Quit being a wuss. Tell us about this naked killer chick. Beavis: I thought you said it had sex in it? Kemper: It does. A lot of sex actually. Really graphic sex, in fact. Kemper: Stop it, guys. This is a really dark psycho-sexual crime story. Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Psycho sex! Tell us about that!
